Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dear Tier Two

Baby, we've been together for a week now, and it's been great. You are a wonderful ... tier, but I have a confession to make to you. You wear me out sometimes.

Now, don't get me wrong. I like to have fun. But, damn, you never stop. With you there's always ten things going on at the same time. A man needs some time to catch his breath, you know?

Sometimes, I just want to do a quest or two. Maybe a tome unlock? Is that wrong? But with you there's always five other things happening. I can't remember what I wanted to do? My bags are always full of junk I can't find the time to sell. My quest log is maxed out. I need a breather.

And scenarios? Damn, baby, take it easy on me! You know I'm up for anything, but Mourkain Temple? Baby, that is just freaky. And then keep sieges and defends, and, oh wait, that wasn't a real assault on a keep even. I ran all that way for nothing.

Help a brother out. Let's just slow it down for a minute. I just want to take a day to do nothing but grind out your PQs nice and slow. Taking our time. Then, maybe we could do a few unlocks, drop some greens at the AH. You know, spend some time together.

I heard you had dungeons, but baby I can't even get on that now.

I want to be with you, I see myself spending a long time with you. Maybe even another week! But sometimes, I have to admit, I think back to my old flame, Tier One, and miss the simple times.

Oh who am I kidding, I can't quit you, baby. Let's go take some Battlefield Objectives, take em fast while no one is watching. The way you like it.


  1. HAHA, I hope you and your tier have a happy v-day together.

  2. Dude I feel the same way except now im ready to get out of the t2 and hop on into a t3 baby. mmm mmm mmm!

    T2 just wont let me go...

  3. I feel a little bit dirty now. :)

  4. The trick to getting the most out of your quality time with your tier, gentlemen, is pacing.

    I suggest thinking about baseball. Or dwarves. /shudder